Thursday, September 11, 2014

Ragey hormones are on full drive today

I have gone OFF on one of our dogs today and man..... it's not pretty. First time was for eating the puppy's food and the next was for snatching food from Zoe. Eating pups food is meh, but snatching is something I will not tolerate b/c it means the dog thinks it has no boundaries and is allowed to do that shit... nevermind the possibility of fingers being bitten in the process.
Our dogs are usually really well behaved other than barking so this was a shock when it happened.
I grew some horns and was about to reign down hellfire on that dog though. Holy crap I'm still so pissed off about it.

And like when I was pregnant with Zoe, I'm a bit obsessed with Labor and delivery stories/videos.
I watched one today. It was just a woman pushing. From reading a comment she posted, she had an epidural but they turned it off/removed it when it came time to push so she was in some obvious pain but overall seemed to do really well.
She had a 9+ pound baby. A BIG ass baby.
Well anyway... of course some fucking stupid ass judgmental woo-fanatic bitch comes along telling her that
"Everything about this was horrible!" Then proceeds to list all the reasons like... the doctor tugging and turning the baby.
Uh... no fucking shit the doctor was doing that. It was pretty obvious that the doctor was trying to get a BIG ASS BABY out and had to turn, tug to achieve that.

And how it was SO TERRIBLE how the baby wasn't put directly on to momma's chest for skin to skin time.
Nevermind that the baby wasn't crying and the doctor was suctioning out all of the gunk so the baby could breath. But ya know, ignore that b/c skin to skin is so much more important than breathing!

And then how it was terrible how they instantly cut the cord. If you want to delay cord clamping/cutting, whatever.. but obviously these people in the video didn't want that so didn't have it done. But OMG how horrible and terrible that it wasn't done!

THEN this stupid bitch tells them that they "Need to do their research" and then put some stupid shit about meaning that in the best way possible as if everything she just said wasn't shitting all over these people's experience.

So of course me being mega bitchy today I couldn't just sit back and read that crap without commenting on it and calling her out on her stupid ass.
Just so tired of reading bullshit like that. Be WOO all you want, but don't start dictating how HORRIBLE, TERRIBLE, TRAGIC, another person's labor is b/c they didn't do it the WOO way.

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