Sleep child!! SLEEP!

I feel like a lot of my posts are about Oren and his shitty sleeping habits lol.
He's screaming his head off right now b/c he doesn't want to take a 2nd nap, but screw that noise... he's taking one if he likes it or not.
I made the mistake of going in there to give him a bottle of milk and that started the screaming fit all over again. UGH.
He is one stubborn child and is sucking the little bit of energy I have right now.
Children just do not understand what adults would do to get 1 or 2 naps a day and to go to bed nice and early and get in 8-12hours of sleep. How awesome and happy would that make us old folks??? lol
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Can't stand April Fool's day. Some pranks are funny, but all of these fake news stories are just so annoying. It's like people that don't have a sense of humor got together and tried to think of something funny to post for this day and it just ends up lame. Uuuuuuuuuuugh.
I'm such a buzzkill lol
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Thank goodness... he finally went to sleep!! Dogs and Zoe better keep their shit together and not wake him up damnit! lol
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I swear... it is impossible... IMPOSSIBLE to keep this house clean for more than a couple of days. The living room once again looks like a bomb has gone off in it. The Tardis kitchen was looking like a hot mess until I cleaned that up today, but I'm sure it will look awful again tomorrow. It's never ending.....
It's like dishes and laundry..... it just never ends /sob
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We're talking about getting another dog when the oldest one dies.
We're kind of debating if we want another large dog (or well.. I guess she's medium size at about 60lbs?) or just getting a small dog.
We would want another large dog to help keep the bad guys away. I wouldn't mind a mutt from a shelter.
But we want a small dog b/c well.. they're small and we kinda have our hearts set on getting a pug. Or well.... I have my heart set on a pug lol.
But that would be a lot more money getting a dog with possible health issues and having to find a reputable breeder which could be a pain.
We'll see.
It's not going to happen any time soon I don't think. Pretty sure our old dog has at least another couple of good years in her although she has slowed down quite a bit.
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The itchy nipples are in full swing. Why pregnancy?? WHY??????
Out of all the crap you could do to my body... you give me gawd awful itchy frickin nipples!!!!!