It's only Wednesday!

It's only the middle of the week and the kids are already driving me crazy! But it's not Zoe, it's Ezra.
The child is a whining machine.
He's in a phase that he thinks he can just scream-cry to get his way and it's just soul draining.
Not proud to admit it, but I've done a lot of yelling these last couple of days. Need to reign it back though b/c it certainly doesn't help anything.

Oh And today we were supposed to get our fridge fixed. Our 2yo fridge that stopped working.... POS.
But nope.... can't get it fixed b/c a part they need is on back order and they have no fucking clue when it's going to be available. Awesome.

We were hoping it would be fixed so we wouldn't have to worry about room when we started our new diet, but nope.
I'm gonna go through the other fridge and do a massive declutter. We put most of the opened pickle jars in there, but I think I can make some room.

We're doing the keto diet... which is just the primal diet with a sparkly new fad name lol.
I'm gonna miss carbs and sugar, but it needs to happen starting next week. NEEDS to happen.

Oh but first... we need to finish off this bag of Dole Whip mix! MUAHAHAHAH.
If you've ever been to disney and had a dole whip... you know how delicious they are!
You can buy a big 4lb bag off amazon for 20something dollars. It's supposed to be a for a big ice cream maker so you use the entire bag of it, but people figured out the measurements for home use.
I bought an old fashioned ice cream maker as well and we had it for the first time the other day and it was delicious! Just need to get more ice so we can have it again :D
May use the ice cream maker to make sure keto friendly ice cream too.

What else what else...
Potty training Oren.
It's going about as good as it can. Lots of peeing and pooping in the undies and pullups but he does pee in the potty too and he pooped in it yesterday for the first time. Yay :)
He did poop in his undies though. So gross having to clean him up after and trying not to smear it down his leg when taking the undies off. B/c oh no... he can't have normal turds when he goes in his undies. Nope.. it's gotta be super mushy!
 Being a bit lazy today and just have him in a pullup. Still getting him to sit on the potty, but at least I won't have to worry about a soggy urine filled underpants... or poo filled one.

Lemme rant for a second.
I'm so sick of the double standard and idiot men. I don't say that as some kind of "woo feminism!" crap. No...
I say it b/c of morons who cheer on teenage boys for sleeping with their female teachers.
Like.. no.. that's fucking disgusting.
Oh I get that teens are hormones on 2 legs.. boys and girls, but that still doesn't make it ok.
These same jackasses with comments like "Where were these teachers when I was in school" (seriously.. that exact comment is ALWAYS said).... would be flippin their shit if it was a teen girl and male teacher.. or hell.. a teen boy with a male teacher.
Adults having sex with teens IS GROSS and anyone trying to excuse it is just as fucking gross and I really hope never have children of their own.